My Thoughts on Eggs

OK, before this food blog thing gets too far in, any readers might as well know that I really have a thing about eggs.  They are gross.  Here’s why:

1)  They are slimy
2)  They crack
3)  They can be rotten
4)  They can carry disease
5)  THEY CAN BLEED

Did you know that?  Eggs can bleed.  And apparently that can only happen if the egg has been fertilized.  So basically, some horny rooster ruined my cupcakes.

Eww eww eww eww eww.

One batch of batter down the drain.  Cupcake fail.

I hate eggs.